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by howardc1951
Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:27 am
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1094501

Re: Jokes & Funnies

The other day I said to my wife "For 30 years you've been finding fault with everything I say.". She said "It's 31."
by howardc1951
Sun Feb 18, 2024 8:27 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Your last listen
Replies: 8378
Views: 2170879

Re: Your last listen

We Came From Space - Overlords.

Another one I found on Bandcamp. We Came From Space reminded me a bit of groups like Supertramp and Caravan.
by howardc1951
Sun Feb 18, 2024 12:56 am
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1094501

Re: Jokes & Funnies

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. The doctor complains that as soon as people discover he's a doctor they start telling him all their medical problems and wanting advise. "Do people do that to you?" he asks the lawyer. "Oh yes." says the lawyer. "What do you do a...
by howardc1951
Wed Feb 14, 2024 2:15 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1094501

Re: Jokes & Funnies

My wife said to me "Have you listened to a single thing I've said?". I thought that's a funny way to start a conversation.
by howardc1951
Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:54 am
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1094501

Re: Jokes & Funnies

In America an elderly driver crashes into the back of another car. The driver is furious and tells the old man he wants $10000 now or he'll beat him to a pulp. The old man says that he doesn't have that sort of money but he'll phone his son. "He trains dolphins and he'll know what to do". ...
by howardc1951
Fri Jan 26, 2024 1:49 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1094501

Re: Jokes & Funnies

I slept so badly last night that I made my morning coffee with Red Bull today. I was halfway to work this morning before I realised that I hadn't brought the car.
by howardc1951
Wed Jan 24, 2024 5:56 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1094501

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Why do married women weigh more than single women? Single women come in, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come in, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
by howardc1951
Tue Jan 09, 2024 3:41 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1094501

Re: Jokes & Funnies

My wife, who is currently on a diet, assured me that she wasn't eating the bar of chocolate in her hand she was just looking at it. Apparently, if you look at chocolate hard enough it disappears.
by howardc1951
Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:53 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1094501

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Apparently an old soviet era joke has re-emerged in Russia.
2 secret police agents are drinking together in a bar.
Dmitri: "Boris, what do you think of Putin?"
Boris: "I think exactly the same as you, Dmitri."
Dmitri: "In that case, Boris, it's my duty to arrest you!"
by howardc1951
Fri Jan 05, 2024 8:17 pm
Forum: NVA Discussions
Topic: AP10P headphone socket impedance
Replies: 2
Views: 26315

Re: AP10P headphone socket impedance

Thanks Paul.