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- Mon May 27, 2024 9:11 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3605
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
A dwarf was drinking in a bar when a sexy blonde walked up to him and said "I’ve always wanted to have sex with a little person" The dwarf replied, "I’m sorry, but I’ve had women say that before then I go home with them and the husband or boyfriend finds out and I get beaten up" ...
- Mon May 06, 2024 3:56 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3605
- Views: 1171834
Re: Jokes & Funnies
A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in... Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. "Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!" The wife, startled at her husband's violent reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter. "Y...
- Sun Apr 28, 2024 11:14 am
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Bloody weather
- Replies: 252
- Views: 148267
Re: Bloody weather
Has nobody yet blamed the bad weather on leaving the EU?
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:46 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3605
- Views: 1171834
Re: Jokes & Funnies
A fellow in the Maritime Provence of Canada was concerned that his Wife failed to return home after a night out with her Girlfriends. The next day a couple of Mounties came to his door and told him that they had some bad news but also some good news and some very good news. He said "Did you fin...
- Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:23 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3605
- Views: 1171834
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Condoms and coffins both contain stiffs.
One's coming and the other's going.
One's coming and the other's going.
- Wed Apr 03, 2024 6:06 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: What laptop should I get?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 10035
Re: What laptop should I get?
This looks a fair buy: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Lenovo-IdeaPad-Chromebook-Laptop-i3-1115G4/dp/B0C9LZKS83/ref=sxin_12_recs_zoco_stores_brand_identity_bs?content-id=amzn1.sym.ecc1ecf8-8d1c-4bbd-b655-da936e24b538%3Aamzn1.sym.ecc1ecf8-8d1c-4bbd-b655-da936e24b538&crid=3PSKCUVUINCRK&cv_ct_cx=lenov...
- Wed Apr 03, 2024 2:59 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: What laptop should I get?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 10035
Re: What laptop should I get?
A Chromebook sounds ideal for your needs.
Cheaper than Windows for a similar performance so you'd have more money left to buy hifi.
Cheaper than Windows for a similar performance so you'd have more money left to buy hifi.
- Fri Mar 29, 2024 1:59 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3605
- Views: 1171834
Re: Jokes & Funnies
I know it's a long shot but do any of you know what a trebuchet is?
- Fri Mar 15, 2024 4:10 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Taking the piss out of politics
- Replies: 603
- Views: 212234
Re: Taking the piss out of politics
Being intolerant of extremism makes me an extremist - or have I misunderstood the government's ruling?
- Wed Mar 13, 2024 6:27 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3605
- Views: 1171834
Re: Jokes & Funnies
I spent all morning looking for the dog after it ran off without success.
Wife said I need to look harder.
After shaving my head and getting a tattoo I still can't find the dog.
Wife said I need to look harder.
After shaving my head and getting a tattoo I still can't find the dog.