Why did pirates always use a letter X to mark their treasure maps to show the spot where they'd buried their treasure. If they'd used the letter G no one would've been able to find it.

Rolling Stones new album reaches number 1. Beatles release new single. David Cameron joins government. My life has gone into reverse!

A woman goes to a marriage agency and asks if they can find her a perfect man. "But what is a perfect man?" "He must be up by 5am, do all the cooking, do his own laundry, keep the place clean and tidy, not drink at all, not spend more than 10 minutes a day on the internet, take regula...

While the world of humanity may be full of negativity and despair the world of nature is full of animals and plants with beautiful, vibrant patterns and colours - most of which are able to seriously injure or kill you within seconds.

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When a woman says "Correct me if I'm wrong." Do not, under ANY circumstances, treat it as an invitation!

A man gets pulled over by the police. The police officer tells him he was doing 60 in a 50 zone. " Was I officer? I'm sure I wasn't going more than 50". "No" says his wife, "you were definitely doing 65". "Be quiet" says the man. "And" says the polic...

Weren't the uniQ's the first to put a dome tweeter in the voice coil of a speaker rather than Tannoy's, for example, treble horn in the centre of their dual concentrics?

A farmer in America goes to the store driving his horse and cart and has a head on collision with a car. When the court case about his injuries starts the lawyer says to him "Isn't it true that when someone asked you at the time how you were feeling you said great and never better?" "...

Cricketers first used testicular guards, (boxes), in 1874 and helmets in 1974. So only 100 years for men to realise that their brains were important too.