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I have seen some joke products in my time but this takes the cake. :lol:

https://www.eliteaudiouk.com/product-pa ... -turntable

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Well i know people that not only would buy it but would pee them self from joy...
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It looks like a joke kids toy = £1700 :shock: :-?

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It has to be Elite Audio. Wonder if there will be a real review. :lol:
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CN211276 wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:04 pm Wonder if there will be a real review. :lol:
well what for?? it is a very expensive paper weight - review would go
does it spin - yes
does it holds paper - yes
end of review

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Form over substance??

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I'm particularly impressed with the pure copper wiring and the plastic controller.

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Hemmo1969 wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:10 am Form over substance??
Zilch over not a lot. It just wont work for start, it has to sound crap - no platter!!!!

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I'm sure YAWANKER will love it!

Does not his personally designed record support (on his personally designed TT that's so much better than anything else) feature a series of "pins" contacting the record label thereby raising the record off the platter by a few mm. Why didn't he simply just throw the platter away? I bet he's kicking himself now!

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This made a degree if sense as a portable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcse8veYxVU

Or this from Sony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qQwiaZdP0k

And of course this is the ultimate hi-fi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwZE6hWsPMg

Do any of these jokes cost £1700 as that Elite Audio joke does - Nope!

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