Donald Trump

[wallace]

Preferably "Bye Bye Baby" from the rollers and "Spinning Around in the Air (Noose remix)" from The Proclaimers to begin with.

Class Slinger.....
Would dearly luv a few beers with You & Guy & Nhils & Firebug & The Lawnmower Man & Doc & Zeb & Shev & Shane & Fret &
BB & Andrew & Tel & Dave & ete etc etc etc...(.Sorry Dan you cant come) cause I can think of fuk all more boring than a conversation at the bar with your good self....No disrespect you understand.
Now that would indeed be a party to piss on any fukin NEBO.

If i was ten years younger i would walk the five hundred miles to that wee bevy,for a good blether....Here's tae us,wha's like us,,Damned few an' they're a' deid...

[Fretless]

"... and here comes the first stone of Castle McTrump ...""

Caption, anyone?

[slinger]

Tell you what Jammy, I don't know what the booze would be like, but we'd have some fun with the pub jukebox between us .

[slinger]

Sold at Trump rallies...



He's obviously run out of political points to make. Oh...wait...he never had any.

Trumpisms
Donald Trump told supporters they would 'win bigly' if he was elected.
He has confused 9/11 with 7/11 stores
He called New Testament book 'Two Corinthians', not 'Second Corinthians'
He had 1 word to describe Atlantic City: 'Big business'
He also said he would 'bring back' dead college football coach Joe Paterno.
On top of all this he claims: 'I know words, I have the best words'

If you're a Family Guy fan read those quotes with Peter Griffin's voice in your head....

Now read some of Peter's quotes using Trump's voice...

“I’ve got an idea–an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I’m talking about.”
“A degenerate, am I? Well, you are a festisio! See? I can make up words too, sister”
“Now I may be an idiot, but there’s one thing I am not sir, and that sir, is an idiot."
“What if Bono had been too afraid to wear sunglasses…then nobody would know about Africa!”

Spooky, or what?

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

Can you imagine the fun we could have with him if he owned a Hi-Fi Forum

[terrybooth]

"I tell you, I saw the haggis going into it's burrow right there."

[applemarc]

Only in the US could he be voted in

[jammy395]

Right lad's I will build this one here, 6mts tall 2mtrs wide, then it's the Mexican one.........

[slinger]

Only in the US could he be voted in

True. Over here he'd be running U.K.I.P.

[jammy395]

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/06/01/i-was-wr ... ntary.html

Yup......Don's doing rather well.

Oh ye of little faith....

Well you dont want that parasite Hillary C.........She fukin suck's.........Oooops hold on a minute, no she doesn't.