The Big Death Rip Off
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The Big Death Rip Off
You can't even die without THEM ripping you off. FFS they are extortionate prices and unnecessary flim flam and bollocks. There so many THEMs waiting to rip you off throughout your life and then you die, and they rip you off
This came up from a joke with Nadia that when I die just stick me in the garden with no clothes on and let the foxes have some food. FFS if I am dead I am just meat, no human will want to eat me, foxes give me great pleasure in my garden, lovely animals, why can't I give them a final gift. It seems we are not allowed, we have to partake in the rip-off.
This came up from a joke with Nadia that when I die just stick me in the garden with no clothes on and let the foxes have some food. FFS if I am dead I am just meat, no human will want to eat me, foxes give me great pleasure in my garden, lovely animals, why can't I give them a final gift. It seems we are not allowed, we have to partake in the rip-off.
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Re: The Big Death Rip Off
Have a direct cremation with no funeral - that'll save a goodly amount.
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Re: The Big Death Rip Off
Nope, I want to be left in the wood at the end of the garden. Why do they want to waste fuel, I want back into the ecosystem not atmospheric pollution.
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Re: The Big Death Rip Off
You are looking at this from your own personal position instead of a social position .
The deregulation of death is a charter fro murder and at the very least a national biological waste problem . Everyone is equal before the law , so if they allow you they must allow everyone . 1 million people per annum left out for the foxes
Additionally , when you or me murder our wifes and burn her in the garden and the police come round . Sorry officer I didn't realise I needed a death certificate and in accordance with my right as a citizen , I burnt her in the garden on Friday . She died on Monday of natural causes .
The deregulation of death is a charter fro murder and at the very least a national biological waste problem . Everyone is equal before the law , so if they allow you they must allow everyone . 1 million people per annum left out for the foxes
Additionally , when you or me murder our wifes and burn her in the garden and the police come round . Sorry officer I didn't realise I needed a death certificate and in accordance with my right as a citizen , I burnt her in the garden on Friday . She died on Monday of natural causes .
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Re: The Big Death Rip Off
In the book: 'The Last Banquet' by Johnathan Grimwood. The main character has a final wish that he be eaten by his pet tiger.
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- Colin Wonfor
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Re: The Big Death Rip Off
Now I just want to be dropped on this building from 50,000ft so some other stupid sod can clean the mess I was always left.
Soon be there he he splat.
Soon be there he he splat.
It can be done so imagine it.
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Re: The Big Death Rip Off
Thank gawd you don't bear a grudge Colin.
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Re: The Big Death Rip Off
you obviously get a doctor to certify the death first.Daniel Quinn wrote:You are looking at this from your own personal position instead of a social position .
The deregulation of death is a charter fro murder and at the very least a national biological waste problem . Everyone is equal before the law , so if they allow you they must allow everyone . 1 million people per annum left out for the foxes
Additionally , when you or me murder our wifes and burn her in the garden and the police come round . Sorry officer I didn't realise I needed a death certificate and in accordance with my right as a citizen , I burnt her in the garden on Friday . She died on Monday of natural causes .
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No I want to see there faces as I ruin their tea break.
It can be done so imagine it.