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Do you still need to quarantine if you only went to Spain to check your eyesight?

Asking for a friend...
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The jumper I bought was picking up static electricity.
I returned it to the store. They gave me another one, free of charge.
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When you're dead you don't know you're dead and the pain is felt by those who know you. Same as stupid then.


An elderly gentleman walks into a hospital. 2 medical students notice that he's walking oddly and start to discuss what his problem might be. As he walks past one said: "Excuse me sir, we're medical students and noticed that you have a problem walking normally. I thought that perhaps you have a problem with your hip."
"No" said the gentleman. "You are mistaken."
The second one said: "Perhaps it's your knee then or even your ankle."
"No" said the gentleman. "You too are mistaken."
"Would you mind telling us what is wrong then?"
"As I came into the hospital I thought I had passed wind. I , too, was mistaken."
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Rick, thanks for Chuckle Berry. I laughed a lot at that one.
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I've just got an over 60's sat nav. It not only directs you to your destination it even tells you why you wanted to go there.
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howardc1951 wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:59 pm
I've just got an over 60's sat nav. It not only directs you to your destination it even tells you why you wanted to go there.
If only they produced a compact model with just the rooms of my house in it. :lol:
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