I’ve found that answering the door naked helps deter trick or treaters.
Oh, here we go again, two more, and dressed up as policemen this time...
Jokes & Funnies
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but the most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.howardc1951 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:07 pm 2 from Bob Monkhouse.
When I said I was going to be a comedian they all laughed. Well they're not laughing now!
When I die I want to be like my father - peacefully asleep. Not like his passengers who were wide awake and screaming!
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Old MacDonald was dyslexic
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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
Women blink 2 times as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
A woman has read this entire text.
A man is still looking at his thumb.
A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
Women blink 2 times as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
A woman has read this entire text.
A man is still looking at his thumb.
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How easy is it to impersonate Victor Meldrew?
a) don't
b) leave it
a) don't
b) leave it
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A Vicar stayed in a hotel for the night and told the receptionist;
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled..."
To which she bluntly replied; "No its normal porn you sick f**k!"
Naked girl standing in front of mirror & says to her fella "I look fat and ugly, now pay me a compliment".
Her fella says you're eyesight is f**king spot on luv.
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled..."
To which she bluntly replied; "No its normal porn you sick f**k!"
Naked girl standing in front of mirror & says to her fella "I look fat and ugly, now pay me a compliment".
Her fella says you're eyesight is f**king spot on luv.
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