Do I dare to ask what that means ????
Jokes & Funnies
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Fretless
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Do I dare to ask what that means ????
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BadgerBeerIsBest
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Have you been asked to drive 500 miles against your will??
Were you then forced to drive 500 more??
Then you could be entitled to compensation!!!
Call us now , The Pro Claimers…
A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine………
I think its B.P.
Were you then forced to drive 500 more??
Then you could be entitled to compensation!!!
Call us now , The Pro Claimers…
A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine………
I think its B.P.
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- terrybooth (Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:54 pm)
Don't gas my Badger........it's not Lager..!
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Just tried to translate the text written in finnish on that pictures. I'm as fine, as I can be
Rega by Michael Lim\Teac\ASR\NVA\
SA Mantra30\Audeze LCD-2 closed.
...the Gods you worship are steel, at the altar of rock 'n' roll you kneel...
SA Mantra30\Audeze LCD-2 closed.
...the Gods you worship are steel, at the altar of rock 'n' roll you kneel...
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howardc1951
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Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and diet Coke.
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight
Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and diet Coke.
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight
Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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TheMadMick
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Just love Howard's quickies. Excellent.
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howardc1951
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I don't care how magnificent you are Mr. Brynner, the law says 6.
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Jimmy Carr is among usBadgerBeerIsBest wrote: ↑Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:14 pm I asked my wife if she wanted to play the rape game?
She said no!
I said that’s the spirit.
My ex wife is such a slapper that even the label on her knickers says ‘Next’
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My favourite bit of Frankie Boyle, this week...
"If you blow into Boris Johnson's hair and then study how it falls...you can tell the time in c*ntland"
"If you blow into Boris Johnson's hair and then study how it falls...you can tell the time in c*ntland"