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Kit has seen better days.
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And, since I've pinched that, please go to simondrew.co.uk for similar.
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slinger wrote: Sun Aug 02, 2020 3:43 pm
howardc1951 wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:59 pm I've just got an over 60's sat nav. It not only directs you to your destination it even tells you why you wanted to go there.
If only they produced a compact model with just the rooms of my house in it. :lol:
Why am I sitting here looking at this screen? Where have my biscuits gone?
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I've just discovered I'm barred from driving electric cars. Something to do with not having a current license, apparently.

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Karl Marx is a world famous philosopher but no one mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
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You should ask your wife if she's put on weight. That way she'll know you're paying attention to her.

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