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Recently a celebrity came out as being gay, his wife had suspected as much as he had started using the back door more.
I had a racing snail that never won a race, so I removed his shell to make him more aerodynamic.
It just made him more sluggish
I had a racing snail that never won a race, so I removed his shell to make him more aerodynamic.
It just made him more sluggish
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What did the slug say to the snail?
Big Issue?
Big Issue?
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Steer clear of the new Asda dating service. If you're not careful, you'll end up with a bag for life
The wife keeps breaking the washing machine so I've had to get rid of her.
Washing machines last longer with cow gone.
The wife keeps breaking the washing machine so I've had to get rid of her.
Washing machines last longer with cow gone.
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I see the Origami championships are on tele...
Unfortunately it's paper-view.
I saw a girl demanding the best table in a restaurant because she'd dated Guy Ritchie in the early 90s.
Pre-Madonna's, eh?
Unfortunately it's paper-view.
I saw a girl demanding the best table in a restaurant because she'd dated Guy Ritchie in the early 90s.
Pre-Madonna's, eh?
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V good.BadgerBeerIsBest wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:14 pm I see the Origami championships are on tele...
Unfortunately it's paper-view.
I saw a girl demanding the best table in a restaurant because she'd dated Guy Ritchie in the early 90s.
Pre-Madonna's, eh?
Tim Vine is in the house.
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2 from Bob Monkhouse.
When I said I was going to be a comedian they all laughed. Well they're not laughing now!
When I die I want to be like my father - peacefully asleep. Not like his passengers who were wide awake and screaming!
When I said I was going to be a comedian they all laughed. Well they're not laughing now!
When I die I want to be like my father - peacefully asleep. Not like his passengers who were wide awake and screaming!
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