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slinger wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 4:28 pm I want one of these.

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My other half is into embroidery and designs T shirts. I suggested this one. :lol:
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Also want that T-shirt!!!
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I bought a copy to use as loo roll, but when I opened it up it was already full of...

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Man shot with starter pistol.

Possibly race related.
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How are women and rocks alike?
You skip the flat ones

Did you hear about the new "Divorce Barbie"?
It comes with all of Ken's stuff
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Cooking tip:
Fed up with having to boil water every time you want to cook pasta? Boil several gallons at the beginning of the week and then freeze them to use later.
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Apple have abandoned plans for a new music player for children when it was pointed out that 'i touch kids' was not a good name.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.
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