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I bet the guy who invented hand sanitiser is rubbing his hands together at the moment.
And for you cheese lovers, did you know edam is made backwards?
And for you cheese lovers, did you know edam is made backwards?
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The clue's in the link... https://www.thefarside.com/
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One of my favourite Farside cartoons is the one where a chicken is in bed with the flu and his wife brings him a bowl of soup and says:
Firstly - chicken soup is good for the flu. Secondly - It's no one we know!
Firstly - chicken soup is good for the flu. Secondly - It's no one we know!
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Tweet of the day, so far...
Mike Holden
@MikeHolden42
In light of recent of panic buying UK supermarkets have introduced purchase limits.
Asda: 2 hand sanitisers, 24 toilet rolls max.
Tesco: 1 Hand sanitiser, 18 toilet rolls & 2kg rice.
Co-op: 12 rolls toilet paper, 1Kg rice.
Aldi: 2 Trumpets, 1 diving suit & a MIG welder.
7:47 PM · Mar 12, 2020·TweetDeck
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Tomasz insisted that we should stock up the cupboards in case we have to isolate ourselves while he is here.
He went into Tescos last night...and came out with 200 sausage rolls, 100 cucumber sandwiches, 100 bags of crisps and 25 bottles of lemonade.
I looked at him and said "What the f*ck do we want with that lot?!"
He said "Well, it was YOU that told me that everyone had been PICNIC buying."
He went into Tescos last night...and came out with 200 sausage rolls, 100 cucumber sandwiches, 100 bags of crisps and 25 bottles of lemonade.
I looked at him and said "What the f*ck do we want with that lot?!"
He said "Well, it was YOU that told me that everyone had been PICNIC buying."
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You did say they would get worse! I should have believed you.savvypaul wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:13 pm Tomasz insisted that we should stock up the cupboards in case we have to isolate ourselves while he is here.
He went into Tescos last night...and came out with 200 sausage rolls, 100 cucumber sandwiches, 100 bags of crisps and 25 bottles of lemonade.
I looked at him and said "What the f*ck do we want with that lot?!"
He said "Well, it was YOU that told me that everyone had been PICNIC buying."
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/51901514
In this news article about Judd Trump winning the Gibraltar Open World Ranking Snooker tournament:
"This week's tournament started off as one that was limited to a crowd of fewer than 100 people but midway through it was changed to going behind closed doors.
Then came the news that one or two referees had become ill and were unable to take charge of matches and the sport had the farcical scenes where players were refereeing their own contest - Chinese player Liang Wenbo was picking the balls out of pockets for opponent James Cahill and vice-versa."
In this news article about Judd Trump winning the Gibraltar Open World Ranking Snooker tournament:
"This week's tournament started off as one that was limited to a crowd of fewer than 100 people but midway through it was changed to going behind closed doors.
Then came the news that one or two referees had become ill and were unable to take charge of matches and the sport had the farcical scenes where players were refereeing their own contest - Chinese player Liang Wenbo was picking the balls out of pockets for opponent James Cahill and vice-versa."