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It's quite reminiscent of my 96-year-old mum and me on the phone each day. If we're lucky one of us can work out what day it is without me looking it up. All bets are off if there's been a bank holiday though. :lol:
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What day is it then?

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Geoff.R.G wrote:
Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:58 am
What day is it then?
Easy. My cousin is going to see my mum tomorrow, and she always visits on a Thursday, so today must be Wednesday. :lol:
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slinger wrote:
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What's with passing off a perfectly sensible suggestion as a joke?
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You couldn't make it up dept...

By September of 1965, the members of The Who decided that they needed some type of security for their equipment van. They decided to get a guard dog.

So on 4th September, they went to The Battersea Dog's Home to find a big scary dog.

While they were looking at various dogs, someone stole their van...

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Here's a good tip for you.

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Please check on your conspiracy theory friends as they haven't had a day off for months.
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