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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2020 9:48 pm
by slinger
It's quite reminiscent of my 96-year-old mum and me on the phone each day. If we're lucky one of us can work out what day it is without me looking it up. All bets are off if there's been a bank holiday though.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:58 am
by Geoff.R.G
What day is it then?
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:10 pm
by savvypaul
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 2:34 pm
by slinger
Geoff.R.G wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:58 am
What day is it then?
Easy. My cousin is going to see my mum tomorrow, and she always visits on a Thursday, so today must be Wednesday.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 6:17 pm
by slinger
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:19 pm
by Geoff.R.G
slinger wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2020 6:17 pm
What's with passing off a perfectly sensible suggestion as a joke?
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:10 pm
by slinger
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 5:07 pm
by slinger
You couldn't make it up dept...
By September of 1965, the members of The Who decided that they needed some type of security for their equipment van. They decided to get a guard dog.
So on 4th September, they went to The Battersea Dog's Home to find a big scary dog.
While they were looking at various dogs, someone stole their van...
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2020 5:03 pm
by slinger
Here's a good tip for you.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2020 8:20 pm
by howardc1951
Please check on your conspiracy theory friends as they haven't had a day off for months.
