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Here's a useful tip for a happy mariage: Next time you and your other half are having a spirited discussion about something, and she lunges across the table to grab a knife. all you need to do is very quickly pick up the butter at the same time as she grabs the bread knife.

Her wifely insticts should kick in straight away, and she will, of course, start to make you a sandwich.

Try it, and next time it happens tell us what sort of sandwich she makes you.

You're welcome.

I said to the lad in Tesco, "Is it true you carry customer's shopping to their car free of charge?"
He said: "We do".
As we got to my car I said, "I only asked you to do it because I’m lazy".
He said: "I realise that. (Sigh). Here's your Twix".

I am indebted to John Anthony for cheering me up today by posting the latest in a series of videos from Robert Fripp and his missis.

Naff joke...I just like singing it

Dressing on the right...

To whom it may concern:

Dear Sir or Madam,

after conducting exhaustive enquiries, I believe I can report with a fair degree of accuracy that nobody did, in fact, say "just eat," so will you kindly shut the fuck up about it.

Thank you for your consideration,

Slinger.

slinger wrote: ↑Thu Sep 10, 2020 8:52 pm

Right! What else am I supposed to do with it?