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Two sailors looking over the side of a ship, one says to the other
'Those are man eating sharks down there'
'do they eat you whole said the other'
'No ' said the first sailor 'they spit that bit out'

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I asked my wife if she wanted to play the rape game?
She said no!
I said that’s the spirit.


My ex wife is such a slapper that even the label on her knickers says ‘Next’
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Just when I thought that this year can't get any worse...
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