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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:50 pm
by BadgerBeerIsBest
Two sailors looking over the side of a ship, one says to the other
'Those are man eating sharks down there'
'do they eat you whole said the other'
'No ' said the first sailor 'they spit that bit out'

(Thank you 'Carry On Sailor?)

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:51 pm
by slinger
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 12:33 am
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:34 pm
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:14 pm
by Fretless
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 5:23 pm
by slinger
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 6:37 pm
by TheMarlin
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:14 pm
by BadgerBeerIsBest
I asked my wife if she wanted to play the rape game?
She said no!
I said that’s the spirit.


My ex wife is such a slapper that even the label on her knickers says ‘Next’

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 6:20 am
by TheMarlin
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 8:38 pm
by Firebug1
Just when I thought that this year can't get any worse...