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It's been said that I have too much free time on my hands. :lol:

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“Porn teaches younger people an unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house”.

JK Rowling still talking about Harry Potter, I don’t think anyone has milked a small wizard so much since Debbie Magee.

Today a man was shot over 200 times with an upholstery gun, however the police say he is now fully recovered.
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Hospital Doctor while doing his rounds asks an elderly female patient 'How long have you been bedridden?'
after a pause she replied 'Why not since my husband was still alive'.

A guy is chatting up a pretty girl in the local night club, and after a few drinks their conversation becomes a little more intimate. How's your sex life, he asks her. Infrequent, she answers. After thinking about this for a moment he asks, is that one word or two.
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Just ordered a chicken and an egg on amazon, ill let you know.
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