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Mick goes into his barn and finds Paddy doing a striptease in front of all the farmyard machinery.
What on earth are you doing Paddy askes Mick?
Well Mick me and the wife are having some marriage difficulties and the guidance councillor told me to something sexy to attract her!

The JD Sports store in Liverpool is the only one in the country that has an 'Evening Wear' section.
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Nellie the elephant has tested positive for covid19. When asked where she got it she replied "trump, trump, trump."
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Winner of the world's most useless object contest: The 2020 year planner.

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GUN DOG FOR SALE.

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I'm going to place this in the "Jokes & Funnies" thread because if I don't laugh I'm going to cry, as they say.
Amazon Prime is, currently driving me up the wall. Long(ish) story as short as I can make it.

I ordered a couple of bits that were due to arrive on Tuesday, today in fact. We'll call that Parcel A. Next day I ordered something else which would arrive on Wednesday, we'll call that Parcel B.

It seemed daft having two deliveries so I decided to consolidate them and used the handy "Reschedule" button, changing the delivery of Parcel A to Wednesday, to match Parcel B.

The next day Parcel A had a big mauve "Undeliverable," next to it on my orders page. No explanation, just Undeliverable, you'll get your money back, blah-blah-blah. They also insisted that the parcel was being returned to them. That would be the parcel that hadn't even been dispatched, right?

Anywho, obviously, I still wanted what should have been in Parcel A so I reordered the contents of Parcel A, and used Amazon's "Amazon Day Delivery" service and specified Wednesday. We'll call the new parcel Parcel C. Both parcels, B and C, are still now arriving on Wednesday, right?

Not a chance.

Parcel B, originally slated for Wednesday is now out for delivery today, Tuesday, and Parcel C, with the Amazon Day Delivery set for Wednesday now, says "Arriving Thursday."

I give up :lol:
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U2’s ‘The Joshua Tree’ was a follow-up to their albums ‘The Joshua One’ and ‘The Joshua Two’.

Phoned up Weight Watchers, and said, “it’s an emergency; can you send somebody round?”
They said, “yeah - we’ve got loads of them.”

I was in bed last night pulling my boxers off when my girlfriend walked in and said that I spoil those dogs.
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