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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 8:05 am
by Fretless
https://youtu.be/iZgmIx3FmKc
Who says the Germans have no humour?
Their latest Corona ad.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:02 am
by BadgerBeerIsBest
Nasa SpaceX launch to space station, could we all dress up as apes when they return?
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:17 am
by Grumpytim
BadgerBeerIsBest wrote: ↑Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:02 am
Nasa SpaceX launch to space station, could we all dress up as apes when they return?
I think hide during the day and then pretend to be the zombies from the Omega Man at night
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:45 am
by Fretless
They are probably just glad to be a safe distance from Donald Trump,
as is Melania .....
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:48 am
by TheMadMick
And see the look on her face. Speaks volumes!!!
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:53 am
by Fretless
Strong rumours of a divorce after he leaves the presidency, Melania negotiated a post-nuptial settlement of 50 million dollars in 2017.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:51 am
by Grumpytim
But does he have $50m left?
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 11:46 am
by Lindsayt
BadgerBeerIsBest wrote: ↑Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:02 am
Nasa SpaceX launch to space station, could we all dress up as apes when they return?
Make them land in the middle of Tenerife and half bury a copy of the Statue of Liberty in the beach and it's a goer.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 3:38 pm
by slinger
Fretless wrote: ↑Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:45 am
They are probably just glad to be a safe distance from Donald Trump,
as is Melania .....
With apologies to Richard Harris & Jimmy Webb
Someone left the ape out in the rain
And I don't think that I can hack it
'Cause it took so long to sack it
And they'll never have that president again
Oh, no, oh
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 4:56 pm
by Vinyl-ant