Jokes & Funnies
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Let me repay the complement:
One report quoted a local man saying "we've been told we should have gone through the right channels to get him removed. Well, he's in the right channel now!"
One report quoted a local man saying "we've been told we should have gone through the right channels to get him removed. Well, he's in the right channel now!"
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I really, really, really, want this to be true.
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
(modded).
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Currently reading 'The Great Influenza, I quite like the helpful advice given by the Philadelphia Board of Health
Stay warm, keep the feet dry and the bowels open.
The rest of the book is terrifying, but that rather reminded me of the blond bombshells little haiku.
Stay warm, keep the feet dry and the bowels open.
The rest of the book is terrifying, but that rather reminded me of the blond bombshells little haiku.
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Ironic that zoos can now open - more parking money!?"
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Are computers male or female?
A teacher in a computer class split his class into men and women and asked them to give their reasons for what they decided.
The men agreed that computers are female because:
1: Only their creators can understand their internal logic.
2: When they talk to each they use a coded language that only they and an expert can understand.
3: Every mistake you make is held on their internal hard drive ready to be used against you in the future.
4: Once you commit to one you have to spend half your wages accessorizing them.
The women agreed that computers are male because:
1: To get their attention you have to turn them on.
2: They contain loads of data but still can't think for themselves.
3: They're supposed to help solve problems but most of the time they are the problem.
4: Once you commit to one you quickly realise that if you'd waited a short time you could have had a better model.
A teacher in a computer class split his class into men and women and asked them to give their reasons for what they decided.
The men agreed that computers are female because:
1: Only their creators can understand their internal logic.
2: When they talk to each they use a coded language that only they and an expert can understand.
3: Every mistake you make is held on their internal hard drive ready to be used against you in the future.
4: Once you commit to one you have to spend half your wages accessorizing them.
The women agreed that computers are male because:
1: To get their attention you have to turn them on.
2: They contain loads of data but still can't think for themselves.
3: They're supposed to help solve problems but most of the time they are the problem.
4: Once you commit to one you quickly realise that if you'd waited a short time you could have had a better model.
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