Two sailors looking over the side of a ship, one says to the other
'Those are man eating sharks down there'
'do they eat you whole said the other'
'No ' said the first sailor 'they spit that bit out'
(Thank you 'Carry On Sailor?)
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Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
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All NVA cables
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Modded Lenco GL75 with Saturn arm, heavy custom plinth. Nagaoka MP500.
Nottingham Audio Hyperspace + heavy kit, + Origin Live Conqueror + Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
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Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
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I asked my wife if she wanted to play the rape game?
She said no!
I said that’s the spirit.
My ex wife is such a slapper that even the label on her knickers says ‘Next’
She said no!
I said that’s the spirit.
My ex wife is such a slapper that even the label on her knickers says ‘Next’
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Don't gas my Badger........it's not Lager..!
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Modded Belles A150 MK2, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Modded Lenco GL75 with Saturn arm, heavy custom plinth. Nagaoka MP500.
Nottingham Audio Hyperspace + heavy kit, + Origin Live Conqueror + Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) both with latest power upgrades.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Audiolab 6000 CDT transport.
All NVA cables
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Modded Lenco GL75 with Saturn arm, heavy custom plinth. Nagaoka MP500.
Nottingham Audio Hyperspace + heavy kit, + Origin Live Conqueror + Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) both with latest power upgrades.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Audiolab 6000 CDT transport.
All NVA cables
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Just when I thought that this year can't get any worse...
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