Scottish Independence

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

For you, but you will have scratched the arse out of my pants in the process. It is 1977 all over again, just carried away on an emotional high - sod the consequences.

[jammy395]

Och but we must all make great sacrifices on such a momentous occassion.
And having the "Arse scratched out of yer pants" is surely but a mere trifle when the reward is......

To behold the glory of our Saviour King Alex Salmond proudly perched upon the Scottish Throne.

All hail the King of Scotland...........Oh Yes..jpg (159.55 KiB) Viewed 1327 times

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

It is like watching a party in full flow with all the participants high on Coke (independence / freedom / kick the English / what ever) partying away to the point of collapse then hang over then depression then serious illness. Nationalism / patriotism is a drug that makes people see delusion as reality.

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

It seems from the latest polls that Scottish women have more brains than Scottish men, or perhaps it is because they spend less time drunk

Sorry Jammy but you do like a piss take

58% of Scottish women voting No.

[Daniel Quinn]

Thats because after years of making mince and tatties cause scottish men have spent all the housekeeping on beer , they dont want a load of scottish men in charge of the exchequer.

[MarkWoody]

Can be a tad touchy the Scotch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHA1ufmLZQY

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

What! a gay piss take that is laughed at

[jammy395]

Can be a tad touchy the Scotch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHA1ufmLZQY

Nice one Woody......... ............We can take a laugh even if yer laughing at us.

[jammy395]

Gosh im all excited, the results will be coming in soon.............

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

First one is a bit of a bummer for you then. The *experts* are predicting a No vote.