NEBO 6 set for November 2015

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

So no over the top tackles or balls grabbing allowed, eh! Would I get out alive if I came in a Chelsea shirt

[Daniel Quinn]

Hopefully not

[brit-pop]

So no over the top tackles or balls grabbing allowed, eh! Would I get out alive if I came in a Chelsea shirt

Well given it would be at a cricket club I'd be more concerned about ball tampering, dodgy bowling and LBW!

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

So sledging would be allowed

[brit-pop]

So sledging would be allowed

I know its colder up north but even we don't have snow in July!

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

Sledging is a term used in cricket to describe the practice whereby some players seek to gain an advantage by insulting or verbally intimidating the opposing player. The purpose is to try to weaken the opponent's concentration, thereby causing him to make mistakes or underperform. It can be effective because the batsman stands within hearing range of the bowler and certain close fielders; and vice versa. The insults may be direct or feature in conversations among fielders designed to be overheard.

[Daniel Quinn]

me thinks brit-pop may know what sledging is but here is my favourite examples

McGrath to west indian brandes : “Why are you so fat?”

Brandes to Mcgrath “Because every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”

or

upon Ormond’s arrival at the crease Mark Waugh said . “fuck me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here?There’s no way you’re good enough to play for England.”

Ormond replied: “Maybe not, but at least I’m the best player in my family.”

[brit-pop]

Apologies but the idea of Bunsen heading to the north east in July resplendent in his winter sports gear is just cracking me up.....

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

Well I am told you still need long woollen underwear.

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

I am getting fed up and petulant. Why do these ferking ex bloody Vikings have to have all the fun . Bloody Hartlepool, the back end of somewhere, Newcastle a bloody foriegn country (well I canny understand them). YET they can organise nice things like PEBOs and NEBOs and no bloody Suverner has the gumption or spunk to do a SEBO.

I can't, I DON'T HAVE THE BLOODY TIME!! you all want me to build things. I tell you what someone organise it and I will pay for it, does that get anyone off their arse