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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:27 am
by karatestu
Sadly there was none to be found.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 2:19 pm
by howardc1951
Question on TV quiz show last week : "According to Homer's epic poem if nectar is the drink of the gods what is the food of the gods?"
Contestant 1 - "well he likes donuts so I'll say donuts".
Contestant 2 - "yeah, I think that's probably right. Donuts."
Apparently the correct answer is ambrosia - so they'd probably accept custard!
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 2:58 pm
by slinger
karatestu wrote: ↑Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:27 am
Sadly there was none to be found.
In Fanny Lane, there is a barber showing photographs...
The Beatles originally;y recorded this to commemorate a popular Liverpool dogging spot, but at the last minute changed the lyrics.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 10:22 pm
by TheMarlin
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2023 4:54 pm
by slinger
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2023 8:43 pm
by karatestu
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2023 7:29 pm
by terrybooth
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Well, I followed the instructions, but after 8 minutes all that happened was that I was dizzy, the grill was a mess and my kippers were still cold.
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2023 4:29 pm
by DaveyTed
A hypnotist once convinced me I was a soft malleable metal with the atomic number of 82.
I'm easily Lead
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2023 8:44 pm
by slinger
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2023 8:23 am
by CycleCoach
Will it receive Radio One without the Aerial?
I bet the drum sounds good on that.....
I'll get my coat...
