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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 5:15 pm
by CN211276
slinger wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 4:28 pm I want one of these.

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My other half is into embroidery and designs T shirts. I suggested this one. :lol:

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 6:49 pm
by TheMarlin
Also want that T-shirt!!!

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:31 pm
by savvypaul
I bought a copy to use as loo roll, but when I opened it up it was already full of...

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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:43 pm
by savvypaul
Man shot with starter pistol.

Possibly race related.

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:55 am
by BadgerBeerIsBest
How are women and rocks alike?
You skip the flat ones

Did you hear about the new "Divorce Barbie"?
It comes with all of Ken's stuff

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 11:32 am
by howardc1951
Cooking tip:
Fed up with having to boil water every time you want to cook pasta? Boil several gallons at the beginning of the week and then freeze them to use later.

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2020 8:14 pm
by BadgerBeerIsBest
Apple have abandoned plans for a new music player for children when it was pointed out that 'i touch kids' was not a good name.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2020 10:47 pm
by slinger
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2020 10:48 pm
by slinger
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2020 8:36 pm
by TheMarlin
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