Jokes & Funnies
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
I’ve found that answering the door naked helps deter trick or treaters.
Oh, here we go again, two more, and dressed up as policemen this time...
Oh, here we go again, two more, and dressed up as policemen this time...
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
but the most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.howardc1951 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:07 pm 2 from Bob Monkhouse.
When I said I was going to be a comedian they all laughed. Well they're not laughing now!
When I die I want to be like my father - peacefully asleep. Not like his passengers who were wide awake and screaming!
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Old MacDonald was dyslexic
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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
Women blink 2 times as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
A woman has read this entire text.
A man is still looking at his thumb.
A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
Women blink 2 times as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
A woman has read this entire text.
A man is still looking at his thumb.
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
How easy is it to impersonate Victor Meldrew?
a) don't
b) leave it
a) don't
b) leave it
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
A Vicar stayed in a hotel for the night and told the receptionist;
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled..."
To which she bluntly replied; "No its normal porn you sick f**k!"
Naked girl standing in front of mirror & says to her fella "I look fat and ugly, now pay me a compliment".
Her fella says you're eyesight is f**king spot on luv.
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled..."
To which she bluntly replied; "No its normal porn you sick f**k!"
Naked girl standing in front of mirror & says to her fella "I look fat and ugly, now pay me a compliment".
Her fella says you're eyesight is f**king spot on luv.
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