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- Fri Dec 31, 2021 11:12 am
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
The scene is a shack in Tenessee in the 1950s. Elmer and Louise-May are listening to an evangelist on the radio. The evangelist is extolling the virtues of belief "and Jeessus sayed, "Bring me your sick and afflicted and I will heal them." "Hallelujah, the radio audience reply&qu...
- Wed Dec 22, 2021 2:07 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3625
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Q: What is the difference between the people of Dubai and the people of Abu Dhabi.
A: The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi do.
There will no doubt be more of these when we've pulled the Christmas Crackers.
A: The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi do.
There will no doubt be more of these when we've pulled the Christmas Crackers.
- Sun Dec 12, 2021 1:39 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Q: What is the motto of Reference Librarians?
A: The book stops here.
A: The book stops here.
- Sat Dec 11, 2021 9:52 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Fortunately, we're a bit poorer up north. Mostly chippolatas but some bangers.
- Sat Dec 11, 2021 9:03 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
I presume this is something to do with advancing age and reactions to current fashion
If I see a lass in yoga pants, all I see is a bunch of sausages.
If I see a lass in yoga pants, all I see is a bunch of sausages.
- Tue Nov 23, 2021 10:11 am
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
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- Wed Oct 27, 2021 9:43 am
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3625
- Views: 1177128
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https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/p180x540/248428887_4824730047547635_3508495330036327104_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=JMf5n4FezD8AX-mNwL7&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=b97ff18c220c7784dff589fb0c32e2ae&oe=619DE196 Couldn't you paint in Nanny...
- Wed Oct 27, 2021 9:41 am
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3625
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https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/248072276_10225033942778813_4986960377403803019_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=4-AJRYvHjTMAX92RCsY&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=f3e501fe963ac5c5c7780621f3fdeca7&oe=619D2DDA Easy - she had a visit from one of ...
- Sun Oct 24, 2021 10:28 am
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Alternative Lyrics
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Alternative Lyrics
Savvy's post on the alternative lyrics to Milly Small's 'My boy Lollipop' leads me to think that this may be a fertile, if somewhat scatological or downright rude, thread. So, at risk of expurgation, and a warning that I will stray into Cubby Brown land, here I go. I'm sure many in this congregation...
- Wed Oct 13, 2021 3:44 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3625
- Views: 1177128
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Was it just me, or did anyone else think the flame on the tower on the left would burn down the tower, across the floor and...