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- Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:27 am
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
The other day I said to my wife "For 30 years you've been finding fault with everything I say.". She said "It's 31."
- Sun Feb 18, 2024 8:27 pm
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Your last listen
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Re: Your last listen
We Came From Space - Overlords.
Another one I found on Bandcamp. We Came From Space reminded me a bit of groups like Supertramp and Caravan.
Another one I found on Bandcamp. We Came From Space reminded me a bit of groups like Supertramp and Caravan.
- Sun Feb 18, 2024 12:56 am
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3528
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. The doctor complains that as soon as people discover he's a doctor they start telling him all their medical problems and wanting advise. "Do people do that to you?" he asks the lawyer. "Oh yes." says the lawyer. "What do you do a...
- Wed Feb 14, 2024 2:15 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3528
- Views: 1096321
Re: Jokes & Funnies
My wife said to me "Have you listened to a single thing I've said?". I thought that's a funny way to start a conversation.
- Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:54 am
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3528
- Views: 1096321
Re: Jokes & Funnies
In America an elderly driver crashes into the back of another car. The driver is furious and tells the old man he wants $10000 now or he'll beat him to a pulp. The old man says that he doesn't have that sort of money but he'll phone his son. "He trains dolphins and he'll know what to do". ...
- Fri Jan 26, 2024 1:49 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3528
- Views: 1096321
Re: Jokes & Funnies
I slept so badly last night that I made my morning coffee with Red Bull today. I was halfway to work this morning before I realised that I hadn't brought the car.
- Wed Jan 24, 2024 5:56 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3528
- Views: 1096321
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Why do married women weigh more than single women? Single women come in, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come in, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
- Tue Jan 09, 2024 3:41 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3528
- Views: 1096321
Re: Jokes & Funnies
My wife, who is currently on a diet, assured me that she wasn't eating the bar of chocolate in her hand she was just looking at it. Apparently, if you look at chocolate hard enough it disappears.
- Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:53 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3528
- Views: 1096321
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Apparently an old soviet era joke has re-emerged in Russia.
2 secret police agents are drinking together in a bar.
Dmitri: "Boris, what do you think of Putin?"
Boris: "I think exactly the same as you, Dmitri."
Dmitri: "In that case, Boris, it's my duty to arrest you!"
2 secret police agents are drinking together in a bar.
Dmitri: "Boris, what do you think of Putin?"
Boris: "I think exactly the same as you, Dmitri."
Dmitri: "In that case, Boris, it's my duty to arrest you!"
- Fri Jan 05, 2024 8:17 pm
- Forum: NVA Discussions
- Topic: AP10P headphone socket impedance
- Replies: 2
- Views: 26315
Re: AP10P headphone socket impedance
Thanks Paul.