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by Lindsayt
Sat Apr 05, 2025 7:29 pm
Forum: General Audio
Topic: Linn Lies
Replies: 63
Views: 32672
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Re: Linn Lies

If Linn made matches, each match would be made from a solid billet of either rainforest hardwood or a wood-resin composite. The phosphorous mixture would be held on with a grub screw, tightened to 200 newton-metres of torque. They'd take 8 hours to machine and require Linn to invest in special cutti...
by Lindsayt
Sat Apr 05, 2025 7:06 pm
Forum: General Audio
Topic: Linn Lies
Replies: 63
Views: 32672
Nauru

Re: Linn Lies

The last few times I've heard Linn systems at hi-fi shows, I've thought the sound was decent. The price to buy it was indecent. There seems to be a certain Linn house sound to their modern gear. A bit dry, but with unfocused bass at the same time. Reasonable focus in the midrange and a saccharine sw...
by Lindsayt
Wed Apr 02, 2025 11:23 pm
Forum: General Audio
Topic: Linn Lies
Replies: 63
Views: 32672
Nauru

Re: Linn Lies

The Linn Bedrok. Takes 8 hours to machine the plinth - according to a hearsay quote attributed to Gilad Tiefenbrun. :liar: :liar: :liar: :liar: :liar: :liar: :liar: :liar: It could be made with 3 machining operations, 1 finishing operation and 1 assembly operation. 1. If the raw material is supplied...
by Lindsayt
Mon Mar 24, 2025 9:12 am
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Taking the piss out of politics
Replies: 670
Views: 361621
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Re: Taking the piss out of politics

In the news:

It has been alleged that the mayor of the country's largest city has been "establishing and managing a criminal organisation, taking bribes, extortion, unlawfully recording personal data and rigging a tender".

That's enough about London. Meanwhile, over in Istanbul...
by Lindsayt
Tue Mar 18, 2025 11:12 am
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Lawnmowers
Replies: 8
Views: 5501
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Re: Lawnmowers

When the sun beats down and you lie on the bench, can you always hear them talk "Me, I'm just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way I walk"? :chores-mowlawn:
by Lindsayt
Sun Mar 16, 2025 10:28 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 4313
Views: 1605932
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

antonio66 wrote: Sun Mar 16, 2025 7:32 pm Why can't I see the above images?
You'll see it if you move to the right.
by Lindsayt
Thu Mar 13, 2025 6:27 am
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 4313
Views: 1605932
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

News from Hull. Deep Purple are back in the charts in the charts with their hit single Smoke On The Water.
by Lindsayt
Wed Mar 12, 2025 8:59 am
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 4313
Views: 1605932
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Back in my day, 4 lane highways weren't built through protected Brazilian rainforest in preparation for a summit on climate change!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9vy191rgn1o
by Lindsayt
Wed Mar 12, 2025 1:04 am
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 4313
Views: 1605932
Nauru

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Back in my day, Vauxhalls wouldn't start on frosty mornings...
by Lindsayt
Sun Mar 09, 2025 10:05 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 4313
Views: 1605932
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Make American Toilets Great Again (MATGA).
Ukrainian Toilets Can Go Flush Themselves Down The Sewers.