As a tribute to the late singer my wife decided to wear her Meatloaf knickers.
On the front it says - " I would do anything for love".
On the back it says - " But I won't do that".

If you are unable to get home covid test kits I can recommend the following alternative: Open a can or bottle of beer - can you smell it? If you can smell it pour beer into glass and drink some. If you can taste it you have a negative test result. Drink the remainder of the beer to minimise wastage....

savvypaul wrote: ↑Sun Dec 26, 2021 12:45 am Only 364 days until Christmas. Is it too early to put the tree up?

You can put the sprouts on.

karatestu wrote: ↑Fri Dec 24, 2021 12:30 pm Deep fried sprouts ? Maybe that's already a thing North of the border ?

side dish for the deep fried Mars bar perhaps

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of beer. After a while he finds himself in a very nice neighbourhood...

CycleCoach wrote: ↑Sat Nov 20, 2021 3:16 pm We've filled three skips since Covid reared it's ugly head, and I must agree it feels good to make some space - almost like getting rid of a millstone around our necks!

Everytime I thow the millstone in the skip she climbsout again.

Does Tomasz not feel left out?

The script is being rewritten for the next Bond film to satify the Woke Brigade:
James Bond starts out as male but transgenders into female as the action progresses.

The film's title : Cocktopussy

A politician visited a village in his constituency and asked what their needs were. "We have two basic needs sir," replied the spokesman..........."Firstly, we have no doctor in the village" On hearing this, the politician takes out his phone, and after speaking for a while, he r...

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little MARK. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your t...