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by DaveyTed
Fri Mar 15, 2024 4:10 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Taking the piss out of politics
Replies: 601
Views: 185707
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Re: Taking the piss out of politics

Being intolerant of extremism makes me an extremist - or have I misunderstood the government's ruling?
by DaveyTed
Wed Mar 13, 2024 6:27 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1094623
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

I spent all morning looking for the dog after it ran off without success.
Wife said I need to look harder.
After shaving my head and getting a tattoo I still can't find the dog.
by DaveyTed
Tue Mar 05, 2024 8:30 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1094623
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

A ten year old girl asked her Mother how she was born. The Mother smiled and said: "once upon a time your Daddy and I decided to plant a little seed. Daddy put it in the earth and I tended it every day. Eventually the seed grew into a healthy little plant with more and more leaves. So we took t...
by DaveyTed
Sun Feb 18, 2024 7:05 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1094623
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

My wife asked me if I could remember all the women I'd slept with.
In hindsight I should have stopped when I got to her.

Still, the hospital bed's quite comfortable
by DaveyTed
Thu Feb 15, 2024 10:36 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1094623
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Do you know that drinking six to eight beers every day can greatly reduce your risk of giving a shit?
by DaveyTed
Wed Feb 14, 2024 5:28 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1094623
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Two Thai girls asked if I'd like to spend the night with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery.
They were right - we had six matching balls.
by DaveyTed
Sat Feb 10, 2024 7:39 pm
Forum: ebay highlights
Topic: WTF ?
Replies: 9
Views: 1597
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Re: WTF ?

Interesting comment that the seller took the amp to NVA and had it checked over personally.
Who was that engineer?
by DaveyTed
Fri Feb 02, 2024 5:43 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1094623
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

My ability to remember song lyrics from the 1960's far exceeds my ability to remember why I've walked into the kitchen.
by DaveyTed
Wed Jan 31, 2024 8:30 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Your last listen
Replies: 8378
Views: 2171231
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Re: Your last listen

Bob Dylan - Nashville Skyline
by DaveyTed
Tue Jan 09, 2024 4:00 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: CD - it's not dead yet!
Replies: 28
Views: 100808
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Re: CD - it's not dead yet!

Guilty as I am of still buying vinyl I find, irrespective of sound quality, I think I'm more relaxed listening to CDs.
I'm not distracted listening for surface noises or wondering about mis-tracking.