My wife asked me if I could remember all the women I'd slept with.
In hindsight I should have stopped when I got to her.

Still, the hospital bed's quite comfortable

Do you know that drinking six to eight beers every day can greatly reduce your risk of giving a shit?

Two Thai girls asked if I'd like to spend the night with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery.
They were right - we had six matching balls.

Interesting comment that the seller took the amp to NVA and had it checked over personally.
Who was that engineer?

My ability to remember song lyrics from the 1960's far exceeds my ability to remember why I've walked into the kitchen.

Bob Dylan - Nashville Skyline

Guilty as I am of still buying vinyl I find, irrespective of sound quality, I think I'm more relaxed listening to CDs.
I'm not distracted listening for surface noises or wondering about mis-tracking.

Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be the headstone for the oldest ever living man:

He was 193 and named Miles from Dublin.

Reading this topic reminds me of the saying:

The only thing two experts ever agree on is that the third expert's wrong.

In "defence" of Linn, think of all the work they've generated in the ongoing LP12 upgrades. Not only did people spend a large amount of money firstly buying the product but continued to spend "improving" it. And when it didn't live up to the hype, you were told it was not set up ...