A hypnotist once convinced me I was a soft malleable metal with the atomic number of 82.

I'm easily Lead

I have recently tried to sell several, non hifi, items without any success despite asking quite low prices.
Buyers are inundated with offers of interest free credit which encourages buying new instead of used in my opinion.

I'm arranging a seminar for people with erectile dysfunction.

If you can't come let me know.

For me one of the benefits of an NVA system is I no longer waste time, and ultimately money, considering or trying different speaker cables. More so now suitable cables are included with power amps.

Paddy's girlfriend got a new tattoo - a seashell on the inside of her thigh.
Paddy says when he puts his ear to it he can smell the sea.

A boy came home from school and said, dad, what’s the difference between theory and reality. His dad said, go and ask your mother if she’d sleep with the plumber for a million pounds. He came back and said, yes she would. Dad said, now go and ask your sister if she would. The boy came back and said,...

Good news the eyesight is better.
Hopefully this only the start of improvements - you deserve it.

Lindsayt wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 5:33 pm Can we blame the size of most people's listening rooms on the size of a horse's arse?

Can we blame ported speakers on them too?

Perhaps the port size is based on a horse's arse . Could explain why they sound like shit.

Jan Garbarek - In Praise of Dreams (2004)

Recently read a review of Larsen speakers which are a modern take on the Sonab. Designed to sit up against a wall they are compact floor standers. Look interesting as an option for a wife tolerant solution - dependent on the sound of course.