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by BadgerBeerIsBest
Fri Nov 27, 2020 10:37 pm
Forum: General Audio
Topic: Just going out for a stroll
Replies: 6
Views: 2077
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Re: Just going out for a stroll

unpleasantly sticky and rendering it unuseable. Hang on that rings a bell, I have come across this before! Had the same thing happen to a Cyrus Remote that had been in the loft for a few years, I used a solvent uPVC cleaner from Toolstation /Screwfix to bring it back to new. Thought for a minute wh...
by BadgerBeerIsBest
Fri Nov 27, 2020 10:12 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1093927
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Could someone please explain to my wife that 'Movember' is meant for men. And only for November.


I'm all for Movember but I'm totally against Fanuary.
by BadgerBeerIsBest
Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:40 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1093927
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

My girlfriend told me she thought she might be a lesbian because during sex she thought about other women. "Well, I must be a lesbian too." I replied. I was shagging a girl over the kitchen table when we heard the front door opening. "That's my husband!" she said, "Quick, tr...
by BadgerBeerIsBest
Thu Nov 19, 2020 6:59 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1093927
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

After the Beatles, Pete Best started doing entertainment at Old peoples homes.
But he was soon replaced by Bingo .
by BadgerBeerIsBest
Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:14 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1093927
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Disney World.. A people trap operated by a mouse.
by BadgerBeerIsBest
Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:02 am
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1093927
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Nasa SpaceX launch to space station, could we all dress up as apes when they return?
by BadgerBeerIsBest
Thu Nov 12, 2020 3:51 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1093927
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

I was in Australia with the wife recently, when she was stung on the minge by a hornet. I phoned a local doctor, who was a bit of a laid back, surfer type. "Doc, please help me" "Hey, what's up man?" "My wife has been stung on her vagina and its completely closed up" &q...
by BadgerBeerIsBest
Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:18 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Taking the piss out of politics
Replies: 601
Views: 185436
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Re: Taking the piss out of politics

So where are the 'Leaders' then to replace the current wankers. where have they all gone those figureheads and characters of yesterday.
Who would you put in your government 'fantasy football team' to lead us out of oblivion.
by BadgerBeerIsBest
Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:43 pm
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Jokes & Funnies
Replies: 3524
Views: 1093927
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Paddy's wife has never had an orgasm so the two decide to go the doctor to find out why. After a number of tests and questions, the doc suggests Paddy's wife may be over heating during sex. Paddy refuses to buy a fan and decides to get his mate round to waft a towel on them during sex. After 20 minu...
by BadgerBeerIsBest
Sat Nov 07, 2020 9:08 am
Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
Topic: Taking the piss out of politics
Replies: 601
Views: 185436
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Re: Taking the piss out of politics

Who would have thought that two guy's in their 70's could maintain an election for so long?

The Trump family can no longer enter the White House. It's forBiden.