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- Fri Nov 27, 2020 10:37 pm
- Forum: General Audio
- Topic: Just going out for a stroll
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2077
Re: Just going out for a stroll
unpleasantly sticky and rendering it unuseable. Hang on that rings a bell, I have come across this before! Had the same thing happen to a Cyrus Remote that had been in the loft for a few years, I used a solvent uPVC cleaner from Toolstation /Screwfix to bring it back to new. Thought for a minute wh...
- Fri Nov 27, 2020 10:12 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3524
- Views: 1093927
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Could someone please explain to my wife that 'Movember' is meant for men. And only for November.
I'm all for Movember but I'm totally against Fanuary.
I'm all for Movember but I'm totally against Fanuary.
- Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:40 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3524
- Views: 1093927
Re: Jokes & Funnies
My girlfriend told me she thought she might be a lesbian because during sex she thought about other women. "Well, I must be a lesbian too." I replied. I was shagging a girl over the kitchen table when we heard the front door opening. "That's my husband!" she said, "Quick, tr...
- Thu Nov 19, 2020 6:59 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3524
- Views: 1093927
Re: Jokes & Funnies
After the Beatles, Pete Best started doing entertainment at Old peoples homes.
But he was soon replaced by Bingo .
But he was soon replaced by Bingo .
- Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:14 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3524
- Views: 1093927
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Disney World.. A people trap operated by a mouse.
- Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:02 am
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3524
- Views: 1093927
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Nasa SpaceX launch to space station, could we all dress up as apes when they return?
- Thu Nov 12, 2020 3:51 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3524
- Views: 1093927
Re: Jokes & Funnies
I was in Australia with the wife recently, when she was stung on the minge by a hornet. I phoned a local doctor, who was a bit of a laid back, surfer type. "Doc, please help me" "Hey, what's up man?" "My wife has been stung on her vagina and its completely closed up" &q...
- Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:18 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Taking the piss out of politics
- Replies: 601
- Views: 185436
Re: Taking the piss out of politics
So where are the 'Leaders' then to replace the current wankers. where have they all gone those figureheads and characters of yesterday.
Who would you put in your government 'fantasy football team' to lead us out of oblivion.
Who would you put in your government 'fantasy football team' to lead us out of oblivion.
- Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:43 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3524
- Views: 1093927
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Paddy's wife has never had an orgasm so the two decide to go the doctor to find out why. After a number of tests and questions, the doc suggests Paddy's wife may be over heating during sex. Paddy refuses to buy a fan and decides to get his mate round to waft a towel on them during sex. After 20 minu...
- Sat Nov 07, 2020 9:08 am
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Taking the piss out of politics
- Replies: 601
- Views: 185436
Re: Taking the piss out of politics
Who would have thought that two guy's in their 70's could maintain an election for so long?
The Trump family can no longer enter the White House. It's forBiden.
The Trump family can no longer enter the White House. It's forBiden.