Full set of NVA measurements published...
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:45 am
Capacitance – Tomasz can do 3 bottles of Vodka. Paul starts getting wobbly after 6 pints.
Input Impedance – mainly around Paul's middle. Also, a high frequency spike when Tomasz puts his skinny jeans on.
Output Impedance - “better give it 10 minutes before you go in there, mate”.
Gain – depends on the number of takeaways consumed.
Harmonic Distortion – Tomasz singing Bohemian Raphsody in the shower. Not audible if you turn the telly up and put the hoover on.
Jitter – when Paul gets in the shower after Tomasz has used up all the hot water.
Channel Separation – mostly BBC & Sky Sports.
Slew Rate – goes off the chart when Paul's teenage daughter turns on her hair dryer.
Signal To Noise Ratio – Scooby very rarely barks.
In-Room Response – very little after we've had our tea.
Crosstalk – high levels until Tomasz has had his first coffee of the morning.
Damping Factor – it's always damp in Durham.
Input Impedance – mainly around Paul's middle. Also, a high frequency spike when Tomasz puts his skinny jeans on.
Output Impedance - “better give it 10 minutes before you go in there, mate”.
Gain – depends on the number of takeaways consumed.
Harmonic Distortion – Tomasz singing Bohemian Raphsody in the shower. Not audible if you turn the telly up and put the hoover on.
Jitter – when Paul gets in the shower after Tomasz has used up all the hot water.
Channel Separation – mostly BBC & Sky Sports.
Slew Rate – goes off the chart when Paul's teenage daughter turns on her hair dryer.
Signal To Noise Ratio – Scooby very rarely barks.
In-Room Response – very little after we've had our tea.
Crosstalk – high levels until Tomasz has had his first coffee of the morning.
Damping Factor – it's always damp in Durham.
