Musical jokes and wit

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This is a rich vein.



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terrybooth wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:40 am I'll see your Borges and raise you

Hoffnung



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Good shout, Terry. I'd forgotten all about Gerard Hoffnung.

We can't do this without a bit of Bill though.



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A couple a little annexes from me here.

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Yaaaaay Otway!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZZ_4L81Jtw

The trouble is, he's not joking. :lol:
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slinger wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 10:56 pm Yaaaaay Otway!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZZ_4L81Jtw

The trouble is, he's not joking. :lol:
Seen him a couple of times with Attila The Stockbroker...

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Talking of Attila, the Harlow punk poet mashes up the Sex Pistols and the Dead Kennedys for a...

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slinger wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 10:56 pm Yaaaaay Otway!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZZ_4L81Jtw

The trouble is, he's not joking. :lol:
A completely valid attempt to wrest the ballad from the grips of C&W.
(Let's not mention the advert, shall we?)

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Much as I love Otway, this version takes some beating,

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Listening to some Sam Brown - on the basis that any vocalist good enough to play with Jules Holland is more than good enough for me - and came across this paean to the national beverage (no not that one)

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There's only one thing to go with a nice cuppa, as a very young Paul Young and the Streetband will tell you, and that's... Toast!



The Wikipedia page is a good read. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_(Streetband_song) involving Chaz Jankel, Tony Bennett, and a broken guitar string.
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