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10 years ago today my friend James came running out shouting "it's a boy, it's a boy," with tears streaming down his face.

We never did go back to Thailand.
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slinger wrote: Tue Oct 19, 2021 5:04 pm 10 years ago today my friend James came running out shouting "it's a boy, it's a boy," with tears streaming down his face.

We never did go back to Thailand.
There used to be a North East circuit band whose encore was a version of Millie Small's ska hit My Boy Lollipop...

...my girl's got a cock...
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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little MARK.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little MARK says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little MARK replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."
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