Taking the piss out of politics

[slinger]

[slinger]

Johnson has travelled to Balmoral to hand his resignation to the Queen.

Truss has travelled to Balamory.

[Lindsayt]

...And empty headed Dorries and bullying Patel have gone to the Backbenches.

Every Truss has a silver lining.

[slinger]

The downside of Patel going is that it looks like she'll be replaced by Sue-Ellen (her real name, look it up) Braverman. Braverman is a lot like Patel, but without her natural warmth, charity, and humanity.

Dorries is probably going to the Lords where she can still stooge for Johnson, and join the throng of unelected bureaucrats who determine our laws.

Still, thank Gawd they've finally chosen a new Prime Minister. Now, at last, we can get down to the serious business of a General Election, so we can choose a new Prime Minister.

[Lindsayt]

Coffey's the Health Secretary
Cleverley has moved on from Education
Home Secretary is an intimidating position after that bully Patel was in charge as it's taken a Braverman to take it over.

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Rees Mong - Business Secretary

[Lindsayt]

Is Vicky Ford hoping that becoming the Minister for Development, is the stepping stone towards being given the Transport Secretary job?

[savvypaul]

Did Liz Truss poison the Queen?

[Grumpytim]

Did Liz Truss poison the Queen?

I guess after seeing Bonking Boris and Lascivious Liz in one day the poor old things will to live just gave out.

[slinger]

I will remember Her Majesty for her last great act in service of this country. She held on to life for long enough to see Johnson booted out as PM, thereby sparing us the sight of a scruffy ill-mannered oaf, with the grace and dexterity of a wounded water buffalo, and the looks of a drunk, overstuffed, Womble, staggering around and totally disgracing us in front of the plethora of foreign dignitaries who will be attending HM's funeral.