Jokes & Funnies
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Do you think I'm a good mother Susan?
My name's Amy.
My name's Amy.
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Vets pregnancy test cows by feeling the uterus with their hand and arm inserted in the cows rectum. In order to reduce costs farmers will wait to have a number of cows tested at the same time. On one farm I worked on the vet was working his way along the line of cows until he exclaimed that " this one's a bit tight!" It was the only time I saw a vet try to pregnancy test a bull.
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Word of warning, don't buy a memory mattress, I bought one and within a week it was trying to blackmail me
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Cycled down to the local shop to stock up on gin. Came out the shop and suddenly thought if I fall off the bike I might break the bottle and injure myself. Best not to take the chance so I drank the whole bottle right there in the street outside the shop. Just as well I did. I fell off 7 times cycling home.
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