Jokes & Funnies

Forum for admin topics, member introductions and general non-hifi chitchat.
Forum rules
Post Reply
User avatar
Lindsayt
Posts: 4230
Joined: Fri Jul 13, 2012 9:06 pm
Has thanked: 1103 times
Been thanked: 699 times
Nauru

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Unread post by Lindsayt »

Image

Post traumatic stress.
Top
User avatar
CycleCoach
Posts: 1083
Joined: Tue Nov 15, 2016 5:20 pm
Location: Kings Cliffe
Has thanked: 1740 times
Been thanked: 681 times
EUROPEAN_UNION

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Unread post by CycleCoach »

Image
These users thanked the author CycleCoach for the post (total 3):
Lindsayt (Mon Jul 04, 2022 5:58 pm) • TheMarlin (Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:49 pm) • slinger (Mon Jul 04, 2022 9:56 pm)
I think I might be in the HiFi trade.
I am not currently seeking treatment for this.
Current System: Linn LP12 Lingo Ekos Troika, NVA PHONO2 with BBPSU, NVA AP20 (White), Quad ESL 57s &/or NVA Cube3s (White)
Top
TheMarlin
Posts: 1685
Joined: Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:43 pm
Location: London-ish, or thereabouts
Has thanked: 622 times
Been thanked: 2114 times
Great Britain

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Unread post by TheMarlin »

Image
These users thanked the author TheMarlin for the post (total 2):
CycleCoach (Tue Jul 05, 2022 7:30 am) • slinger (Tue Jul 05, 2022 3:32 pm)
Modded Belles A150 MK2, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Modded Lenco GL75 with Saturn arm, heavy custom plinth. Nagaoka MP500.
Nottingham Audio Hyperspace + heavy kit, + Origin Live Conqueror + Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) both with latest power upgrades.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Audiolab 6000 CDT transport.
All NVA cables
Top
TheMarlin
Posts: 1685
Joined: Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:43 pm
Location: London-ish, or thereabouts
Has thanked: 622 times
Been thanked: 2114 times
Great Britain

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Unread post by TheMarlin »

Image
Modded Belles A150 MK2, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Modded Lenco GL75 with Saturn arm, heavy custom plinth. Nagaoka MP500.
Nottingham Audio Hyperspace + heavy kit, + Origin Live Conqueror + Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) both with latest power upgrades.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Audiolab 6000 CDT transport.
All NVA cables
Top
User avatar
Fretless
Posts: 9320
Joined: Wed Nov 12, 2014 12:15 pm
Location: Somewhere in Holland
Has thanked: 1510 times
Been thanked: 2300 times
Netherlands

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Unread post by Fretless »

"Bicycle is the slow death of the planet."

A banker made the economists think this when he said:

“A cyclist is a disaster for the country’s economy: he doesn’t buy cars and doesn’t borrow money to buy. He don't pay insurance policies. Don't buy fuel, don't pay to have the car serviced, and no repairs needed. He doesn't use paid parking. Doesn't cause any major accidents. No need for multi-lane highways.

He is not getting obese.
Healthy people are not necessary or useful to the economy. They are not buying the medicine. They dont go to hospitals or doctors.
They add nothing to the country's GDP.

"On the contrary, each new McDonald’s store creates at least 30 jobs—actually 10 cardiologists, 10 dentists, 10 dieticians and nutritionists—obviously as well as the people who work in the store itself."

Choose wisely: a bike or a McDonald's? It's something to think about.

PS: walking is even worse. Pedestrians don't even buy a bicycle!
These users thanked the author Fretless for the post (total 3):
CycleCoach (Tue Jul 05, 2022 5:51 pm) • karatestu (Sat Jul 09, 2022 7:28 am) • terrybooth (Mon Jul 18, 2022 11:09 am)

Upstairs:
VinylPro-Ject 1.2 + Grado Sig Jr + Cambridge Alva Duo
DigiVolumio PC + Kiss DP-500 + Sabaj A20d
NVA: Cube2 - SSP - LS6+ Sabaj A10a {x2)
Little Bear MC2 + AQ NightHawk
Downstairs:
VinylLogic DM101 + Syrinx LE1 + Grado Sig MCX
DigiDenafrips Ares II + Volumio PC + Cambridge CXC
NVA: P50 & PSU - BMUAiyima A07 MAX + Arcam One
HP: Allo DigiOne + Sabaj A10d + AQ NightOwl
Office: Allo DigiOne SIG + SMSL M300se + Douk G4 (x2)
Mission 760 + Monolith 887 + German Maestro GMP 450
Top
User avatar
slinger
Posts: 9266
Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:30 pm
Location: The Garden of England
Has thanked: 4616 times
Been thanked: 3151 times
EUROPEAN_UNION

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Unread post by slinger »

Image
These users thanked the author slinger for the post:
TheMarlin (Wed Jul 06, 2022 10:05 pm)
Amps - NVA P50, AP30, A40, Stanislav Palo Tube Headphone Amp BB 85
Speakers - Monitor Audio Silver RX2
Cables - NVA LS1+LS3, SSC, Gotham S/PDIF, IBRA Optical
Digital - NAD C516BEE, SONY ST-SDB900 DAB TUNER, TEAC UD-H01 DAC
Analogue - Pro-Ject Debut Carbon Esprit SB, Graham Slee Gram Amp 2 Phono
Cans - Grado SR80, ATH-M50X
Top
TheMarlin
Posts: 1685
Joined: Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:43 pm
Location: London-ish, or thereabouts
Has thanked: 622 times
Been thanked: 2114 times
Great Britain

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Unread post by TheMarlin »

Image
These users thanked the author TheMarlin for the post:
terrybooth (Mon Jul 18, 2022 11:09 am)
Modded Belles A150 MK2, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Modded Lenco GL75 with Saturn arm, heavy custom plinth. Nagaoka MP500.
Nottingham Audio Hyperspace + heavy kit, + Origin Live Conqueror + Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) both with latest power upgrades.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Audiolab 6000 CDT transport.
All NVA cables
Top
TheMarlin
Posts: 1685
Joined: Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:43 pm
Location: London-ish, or thereabouts
Has thanked: 622 times
Been thanked: 2114 times
Great Britain

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Unread post by TheMarlin »

Image
These users thanked the author TheMarlin for the post (total 4):
CN211276 (Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:38 am) • slinger (Fri Jul 08, 2022 1:36 pm) • karatestu (Sat Jul 09, 2022 7:26 am) • terrybooth (Mon Jul 18, 2022 11:10 am)
Modded Belles A150 MK2, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Modded Lenco GL75 with Saturn arm, heavy custom plinth. Nagaoka MP500.
Nottingham Audio Hyperspace + heavy kit, + Origin Live Conqueror + Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) both with latest power upgrades.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Audiolab 6000 CDT transport.
All NVA cables
Top
User avatar
howardc1951
Posts: 400
Joined: Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:26 am
Has thanked: 18 times
Been thanked: 264 times

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Unread post by howardc1951 »

Start sweating when you put fuel in your car?
Feel sick when you're paying for it?
You've got CAROWNER virus!
These users thanked the author howardc1951 for the post (total 4):
slinger (Fri Jul 08, 2022 1:36 pm) • TheMarlin (Fri Jul 08, 2022 6:05 pm) • karatestu (Sat Jul 09, 2022 7:25 am) • terrybooth (Mon Jul 18, 2022 11:10 am)
Top
User avatar
slinger
Posts: 9266
Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:30 pm
Location: The Garden of England
Has thanked: 4616 times
Been thanked: 3151 times
EUROPEAN_UNION

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Unread post by slinger »

Image
These users thanked the author slinger for the post (total 2):
antonio66 (Sat Jul 09, 2022 5:42 am) • karatestu (Sat Jul 09, 2022 7:25 am)
Amps - NVA P50, AP30, A40, Stanislav Palo Tube Headphone Amp BB 85
Speakers - Monitor Audio Silver RX2
Cables - NVA LS1+LS3, SSC, Gotham S/PDIF, IBRA Optical
Digital - NAD C516BEE, SONY ST-SDB900 DAB TUNER, TEAC UD-H01 DAC
Analogue - Pro-Ject Debut Carbon Esprit SB, Graham Slee Gram Amp 2 Phono
Cans - Grado SR80, ATH-M50X
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Admin-Intro-Chitchat”