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Exactly 40 years ago today I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me.

All bloody three of them said "no".
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Wife: "I've got this bag of clothes I want to donate."
Husband: "Why not just throw them in the bin?"
Wife: "There are poor and starving people who can use the clothes."
Husband: "Darling, anyone who those clothes fit is not starving."
Reports say that the husband is recovering from his head injury well.
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I note that there was a fire at a crematorium in in Glasgow.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland- ... t-57788207

Only when I opened the link did I see that it was the Linn Crematorium
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Seeing that Top Gear pic above reminded me of an image I created some time ago. Did you ever wonder about the origins of top Tory Twat Tim Martin? He escaped - after an explosion -from a government laboratory where they're working on some sort of "multi-person cloning" is my best guess.

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slinger wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 4:40 pm Image
I know it's an oldie, but still brings a smile to my face :grin:

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