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Surprised the story acknowledged that the driver was a woman in these politically correct times. Wonder if she was texting. :lol:

The Slash/Ozzy Osbourne song Baby can't drive instantly came to mind. :lol:
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Stone walls do not a prism make,
nor iron bars a diffraction grating.
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^^^ I'll bet a significant fraction of those on this board will struggle to understand that - although I hope I'm wrong.

Nice one Slinger.
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