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We have at least 20 different types of tea in the house. 18 for wifey, 2 for me.
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Pretend you're a teenager by verbally abusing someone. Then asking them for a lift 20 minutes later.
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A group of men were travelling on a flight and discovered both pilots were female.
A discussion followed on, given the circumstances, if the term "cockpit" was appropriate. It was decided "clitpit" was more fitting.
This would have the added benefit that hijackers would never find it.
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I've been to a lot of places but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone else.

I've also never been in Cognito, either. It seems no one ever recognises you there.

I have, however, been in Sane.
They don't have an airport. You have to be driven there.
I''ve made several trips.
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