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When God created man he said that he would find beautiful, loving, loyal women in every corner of the, world. Then he made the world spherical.
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In the last 10 games, the joint top scorer for Everton has been defender Craig Dawson. He plays for Wolverhampton Wanderers. He scored 2 own goals when Wolves lost to Everton, 4-0.
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Lindsayt wrote: ↑Thu Jan 09, 2025 10:11 pm In the last 10 games, the joint top scorer for Everton has been defender Craig Dawson. He plays for Wolverhampton Wanderers. He scored 2 own goals when Wolves lost to Everton, 4-0.
As a very long standing/weeping blue that's true but it's to be expected with Dycheball.
Thankfully he has gone, decent fella but poor football manager. In his place we now have another safety first appointment in David Moyes. I wonder if I will ever see another good Everton side, one that wins and plays with flair.
I'm not holding my breath 🙂
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