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slinger wrote: Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:57 pm :lol: :lol: :lol: I think a lot of us can, Geoff. I've only just realised it's a bank holiday today.
Was it? No different to today. :lol:
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I've finally uncovered the true story behind Michael Gove's dance extravaganza in an Aberdeen nightclub over the weekend. It turns out that Gove is a massive Stones fan, and he was overcome with grief at the loss of their drummer earlier in the week.

Well, what the bloke who told me actually said was that Gove's somewhat erratic "behaviour" was "all down to Charlie."

Same thing though innit, eh?

Eh?

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My robot friend always wondered why he ran on DC when the rest of family ran on AC.
Until one day he found out he was adapted.
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I called my doctor because I could hear voices in my underpants.
He told me not to worry as they were only talking bollocks.
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Must be a COCKerpoo.
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