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When I visited the zoo I saw a baguette in a cage.

The keeper said it was bread in captivity.
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DaveyTed wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:23 pm When I visited the zoo I saw a baguette in a cage.

The keeper said it was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo, but it only had one animal, a small dog.

It was a ShihTzu
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What's with the zooropa jokes, you two?

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I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body


Then I was born
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When people went to Ye Olde Shoppe in days of yore, did they get a quill bill?

Do people who hire refrigerated transport get a chill bill?

Putting in the petrol - a fill bill?

Give up yet?
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terrybooth wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:20 pm When people went to Ye Olde Shoppe in days of yore, did they get a quill bill?

Do people who hire refrigerated transport get a chill bill?

Putting in the petrol - a fill bill?

Give up yet?
I went to the chemist's yesterday, and I got a pill bill. The next stop was my solicitor, to put my affairs on order. He gave me a will bill. I remembered the wife had asked me to pick up some herbs for her, so I got a dill bill. I popped into the supermarket too, but I didn't buy anything, so I got a nil bill there. My last stop was the garage, where they sorted out a problem with my door sticking, and I bought petrol too, so I got a fill bill and a sill bill.

Took the wife to the pictures in the evening. We saw Kill Bill.
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slinger wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:46 pm
I went to the chemist's yesterday, and I got a pill bill. The next stop was my solicitor, to put my affairs on order. He gave me a will bill. I remembered the wife had asked me to pick up some herbs for her, so I got a dill bill. I popped into the supermarket too, but I didn't buy anything, so I got a nil bill there. My last stop was the garage, where they sorted out a problem with my door sticking, and I bought petrol too, so I got a fill bill and a sill bill.

Took the wife to the pictures in the evening. We saw Kill Bill.
No visit of a private doctor? And then to pick up the prescription? Or to purchase some freshly ground floor?
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terrybooth wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 8:11 am
slinger wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:46 pm
I went to the chemist's yesterday, and I got a pill bill. The next stop was my solicitor, to put my affairs on order. He gave me a will bill. I remembered the wife had asked me to pick up some herbs for her, so I got a dill bill. I popped into the supermarket too, but I didn't buy anything, so I got a nil bill there. My last stop was the garage, where they sorted out a problem with my door sticking, and I bought petrol too, so I got a fill bill and a sill bill.

Took the wife to the pictures in the evening. We saw Kill Bill.
No visit of a private doctor? And then to pick up the prescription? Or to purchase some freshly ground floor?
I was trying to keep it real, and I thought "mill bill" was a bit of a stretch. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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