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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Neigh lad. I know it's a load of old fetlocks, but once we get the bit between our teeth and rein in a few of the blokes who stirrup trouble it's a cinch that we'll be back on the right tack.
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Replacing chips with grapefruit as snacks will guarantee you lose 90% of the joy from your already joyless life.
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My girlfriend just sent me a text saying "I think we should break up".
I was devastated but then she sent another one saying "ignore that, I sent it to the wrong person".
I was so relieved.
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DO NOT TOUCH!
...must be one of the scariest things ever to read in braille.
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I’ve just checked my home contents insurance policy and it seems that if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night I won't be covered.
I was devastated but then she sent another one saying "ignore that, I sent it to the wrong person".
I was so relieved.
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DO NOT TOUCH!
...must be one of the scariest things ever to read in braille.
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I’ve just checked my home contents insurance policy and it seems that if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night I won't be covered.
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
PMSLslinger wrote: ↑Sat Jun 19, 2021 2:57 pm My girlfriend just sent me a text saying "I think we should break up".
I was devastated but then she sent another one saying "ignore that, I sent it to the wrong person".
I was so relieved.
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DO NOT TOUCH!
...must be one of the scariest things ever to read in braille.
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I’ve just checked my home contents insurance policy and it seems that if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night I won't be covered.
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Priti Patel on Twitter and FB ~ Come on England
Within minutes someone replied
If football came home you would deport it !
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That's what happens when your a heartless cow trying to curry populist favour - you get hoisted on your own petard to quote the bard
Within minutes someone replied
If football came home you would deport it !
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That's what happens when your a heartless cow trying to curry populist favour - you get hoisted on your own petard to quote the bard
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