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These are claimed to be true!
Small boy in bookshop to owner. What sort of book is this?
It's romantic fiction.
What's it about?
It's a story about two people who fall in love.
Are there any dragons in it?
No.
Why are you bothering to sell it then?

Test question for primary school children.
If you were on a desert island would you prefer to be on your own or with someone you hate and why.
Someone I hate so that I could eat him.
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NVA M300 monoblocks, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) one with power upgrades, one standard.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
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